The “theft” chain is allegedly now rather silly. It’s not as if this was prompted by another similar post, or anything.
My desk contains, clockwise from left, my PC speakers and monitor, various plugs and adapters, a Star Wars book “Bloodlines”, my phone, an MP3 player, tissues, some questions on integration, a torch, calculator sans-batteries, various pieces of misc. work, my laptop, Bioshock, my mouse, the work I’m on at the moment, a new pen and some Fanta. My shelves have a few books and games on. The vodka… isn’t mine. The vinegar is. Honest.